i was literally about to cry and trying not to pee. this is the best video ever.
honestly. i promise. watch it. please. you’ll love it. seriously.
holy fucking shit
I almost peed my pants. I ran to the bathroom to avoid that fate.
FIRST OF ALL: everyone reading this, no matter what you’re doing, just fucking click play. you will not regret it omg
second of all, i literally laughed until i cried. THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS ON MY FACE. THAT IS HOW FUNNY THIS FUCKING VIDEO IS
Did not… expect… it to be that funny…
But it really was.
Okay, I did not expect it to be funny. I really didn’t. And then… dear god it was!
Fav line: ‘I just want to excrete this dark matter safely and quietly’
oh my fuckiNG GOD
OH MY GOD
Holy shit.
/dead
i’m crying
there are tears on my face
MASTER COMMANDER TROLL.
I entirely believe if I were a male, I would be precisely like this man.
Pre
cisely.
Ok see, I usually don’t have the same sense of humor as the majority of the Earth’s populace, but this is legitimately funny. I cried so many joyous tears of laughter!
How did I never see this? I’m dying.